precumming:

i wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

chocolaty:

cashtonsbiceps:

chocolaty:

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

fasterfood:

high school is like “ur older now so u can handle all this extra work here have some tests and homework” but also “at the same time u have to decide your entire career and college future” but wait theres more “be actively involved in clubs and the community and sports” and if you call now you will also receive a “keep a great social life too these are the best years of your life”

nethport:

compliment the person you reblog this from in the tags

asexualsammy:

i would give my left kidney for asexual taystee jefferson.

she’s an extrovert who cares more about her family in all its forms than she is in dating.

none of her flashbacks or current prison drama revolve around fucking.

when poussey kisses her she says she’s “not like that” but cuddling is fine and she obviously enjoys that - why is everyone assuming she means she’s straight?

when she yells at p in the library she never says the issue is that she liked her, it’s that she liked her “like that” and “wanted her to take off her clothes and shit” - those are not the words of someone uncomfortable with a lesbian. those are the words of someone uncomfortable with sex.

she jokes about sex but it’s /always/ a joke. “a nubian king with a nubian thing”? come on. she uses it like a punchline. she uses it like an ace.

can you imagine? if any show were to have some ace representation, i could see it being orange is the new black. and can you imagine it being TAYSTEE? the fan favorite, loud and happy and dancing - sings like an angel, stings like a bee - can you imagine? taystee saying, “no, i’m asexual. not like a fucking plant, like a person. i just don’t like it.” can you IMAGINE? allosexual people being forced to see an ace character who wasn’t a novelty or a joke or treated like it was a disorder? can you imagine allosexual people actually /hearing/ the word asexual on one of the most popular tv shows that exists right now? can you even imagine?

tagged → #oitnb

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

dont you love it when you procrastinate on homework and the website you need to use stops working. 

So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

can i just listen to disney songs for the rest of forever?

rbreslins:

Tumblr user rbreslins’ back to school giveaway!

Alright so I’m doing a giveaway yay!!! 

Prizes include:  

  • 3 City Guide Booklets with Newsies Cover
  • Heathers Playbill from June 8, 2014 (not rainbow)
  • Lion King rainbow Playbill form June, 2014
  • Newsies Playbill From August 17, 2013
  • Les Mis Playbill from March 8, 2014
  • Pippin Playbill with Patina Miller and Matthew James Thomas
  • Once Playbill with Joanna Christie and Paul Alexander Nolan
  • Various mini ads shown
  • Various regular ads shown

There will be 3 winners. Each winner will receive:

  • 1st Place Winner: 3 Playbills of the winners choice, 1 city guide with Newsies Cover, 5 mini ads of choice, and 4 ads of choice
  • 2nd Place Winner: 2 Playbills of choice whatever is left over, 1 city guide with Newsies Cover, 5 mini ads of choice whatever is left over, and 4 ads of choice of whatever is left over
  • 3rd Place Winner: 1 Playbill (whatever is left over)1 city guide with Newsies Cover, 5 mini ads of whatever is left over, and 4 ads of whatever is left over

Rules

  • You must be following Me
  • Giveaway will end Saturday, September 27 at 8 pm eastern time
  • You can reblog as many times as you want
  • Likes count only if you reblog as well
  • No giveaway blogs allowed, sorry!
  • US citizens only, I will not be shipping internationally, sorry
  • Winners will have 24 hours to reply

Ok I think I got everything. If you have any questions let me know and good luck!!!

tagged → #giveaway